17 November, 2008

International Lighthouse Weekend


When the lighthouses gather together, will the ships be lost?

Stairway to Heaven

Brett has ascended. She is no longer of this earth. Luckily a local lampost witnessed the ascention, recording the dialogue on a secret tape recorder. The lampost stood very still throughout but promptly alerted Campbell after the last of Brett's beautiful foot disappeared into the clouds.

Brett: "Thank you, Lord, for showing me the way. I want to come and love your sky. Please show me how to get on the ladder. Amen."

God: "That's all right, angel. When you coming round?"

Brett: "Right now, if you'd just give me a hand-up. Why do you put your ladders in such awkward places?"

God: "I like to watch you look helpless."

Brett: "Watch it."

God: "Angel, before you can come to Heaven you have to know who's master."

Brett: "I surrender. You are my master."

Sky blue castinettes



"Beep, beep!"



















12 November, 2008

The Hopeless Creatures

When something really important happens, it's an emergency and it's hard to get a good film because people are running all over the place and being shot at and you're caught in the mob. Anyway, we journalists do our best.

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The terror, the terror! See how he falls!

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Campbell: How much do you love Tracey?


Brett: Much as I like sardines